Movie Quotes To Try And Slip Into A Conversation This Week

23 Feb

Struggling for the right words to say? Let The Movie Lists help with these 10 suggestions, guaranteed to spice up your dialogue. Use them at work, school, church, the bank, a funeral…the more inappropriate the place the better!

1.”Son, I don’t relish shooting a mosquito with an elephant gun, so why don’t you just shuffle along?”
Burt Lancaster
The Sweet Smell Of Success

2.”Oh, ho, ho, look at it roll! Now we can watch Jackie Gleason while we eat. “
Sam Baines
Back To The Future

3.”Once the sweat dries, you still don’t know shit about me”

Jeff Bridges
The Fabulous Baker Boys

4.“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid.”

Han Solo
Star Wars

5.“You know sometimes Joel, you just gotta say what the fuck.”

Miles
Risky Business

6.”They will make me drink the blood of the Kali. Then I’ll fall into the black sleep of the Kali Ma. You become like them. We’ll be alive… but like a nightmare. You drink blood, you not wake up from nightmare.”

Little Boy
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

7.”You’re just the afterbirth, slithered out on your mother’s filth. They should have put you in glass jar on a mantelpiece.”

Daniel Plainview
There Will Be Blood

8.”Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin’ shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin’ in your hands and rubbin’ it on your face.”

Gary Bussey
Point Break

9.”If I didn’t have puke breath, I’d kiss you.”

Bob McKenzie
Strange Brew

10.”Touch my heart…with your foot.”

John Glover
Annie Hall

Got more? Post them to comments!

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2 Responses to “Movie Quotes To Try And Slip Into A Conversation This Week”

  1. Dawn hunt February 23, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

    You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car – hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. – Keanu Reeves, Parenthood

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