Sometimes a film’s coolness stifles its soul, and its pursuit of fashion prevents it from having any real style. It’s afraid to journey alone into the unknown darkness, so it desperately traces behind someone else’s footprints. We want so much to believe that these films are counter-culture, progressive, and indie; but really they’re only dull, superfluous turds of hive-mind thinking. Here are 10 films that could’ve been good if they didn’t try so hard to be cool.
8.(500) Days Of Summer
Two terrible people (and awkward walkers) can’t decide to get together. Who cares?
This one’s a no-brainer, right?
An hour and a half of white boy grumbling and exploring Zach Braff’s “infinite abyss”? Watch this and care.
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